Shit My Nephew Posts on Facebook

My nephew is a 20 year old white kid from california's central valley, but appears to speak mostly in slang and hip hop lyrics. I am not making any of this up.
I said this exact thing to my mom and she just stared at me.

I said this exact thing to my mom and she just stared at me.

I’m thinking of making this my Christmas card.

I’m thinking of making this my Christmas card.

I’m pretty sure that’s not the correct turn of phrase.

I’m pretty sure that’s not the correct turn of phrase.

Maybe you need to find some new friends?

Maybe you need to find some new friends?

Solid advice…

Solid advice…

Once he has re-posted a set of lyrics, they are eternally his.

Once he has re-posted a set of lyrics, they are eternally his.

Cattin=bed time

Cattin=bed time

This seems like the kind of post that ends up being your last.

This seems like the kind of post that ends up being your last.

Translation:  Some gentlemen friends and I are going out after work to engage in some much needed revelry.

Translation:  Some gentlemen friends and I are going out after work to engage in some much needed revelry.

FYI: He doesn’t own a BMW

FYI: He doesn’t own a BMW